Your Subtitle text

About My Sick Humor


Ask Stan

Question number 1 comes from Harold in Casper, Wyoming, he writes,  “Stan- while visiting my sister in California, I was shopping for underwear in the local Macy’s and picked up a bra to try on but noticed that it was stained with breast milk (I tasted it to verify)– I pointed it out to the sales clerk and she told me they used to take the dirty stuff out of circulation but now they were told to put the shitty stuff back on the shelves even if it was used by a customer or returned dirty– what’s your feeling about this?   

Stan – Harold, why would you be trying on bras in Macy’s…everyone knows Nordstrom’s has nicer bras.

Read More...
 

Sick Pics


"Nessie"

 

Sick Vids

Politics

Communist Party
Jesus Dems. vs GOP
Nuclear Pact Reached
Asshole on the Nile
Palin Called Out

Sports

2011 Mock Draft
Superbowl
NFL Investigates Favre
Yankees "Pitch" Proposal to MLB
Buffalo Bills in Turmoil

Weekly News


Charlie Sheen
Beeber
Lotto Fever
Entertainment News
Cat Fight
McJob
Cheesus Crust
Ambulance Problem
Taco Bell
Amelia Earhart’s Remains Found
Researchers in England Identify “Perfect Food”
Retail Disturbance in Hermosa Beach
Where are They Now?
Man Arrested at Logan Airport
Phoenix Online University Graduation Moved

Short Stories

Civil War
We Were the Champions
The Evaluation
New Study Completed Concerning Toning Footwear
The Tragic Tale of Scott and Edwin
What's In A Name?
My Problem With the News
Web Hosting Companies